Introducing: The Weekly Facedown Challenge

It's like Facedown, but with strategy.

Introducing the weekly Facedown challenge, the only place where you can show your complete lack of shame to the internet in a competitive setting!

Here's how it works:

• Each Monday, we'll announce a new challenge (for example, go facedown in a restaurant, in front of 50+ spectators, in front of a national monument, in front of an overstuffed station wagon of topless male Mexican immigrants, etc.) 
• It's up to you to then go out and eat dirt to complete the challenge in the most funny and creative way possible.
• The weekly winner will receive the honor, admiration and self-worth that comes with being the best person at laying on the ground. Other, more appealing/tangible prizes could very well be in the future - but for that we'll need as much participation as humanly possible.

Keep an eye out, we'll be beginning very shortly.